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by: littlemunchy (09/13/2007)

Yeah, I'm gay, gay for you.
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1,157 Clicks

by: bored2death (09/10/2007)

Wanna F*CK? Got a BUCK? You're in LUCK!
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1,157 Clicks

by: mdrndaymgck (09/02/2007)

Best time to be naked = Sex
Second best = Shower

I'm doing one or both, leave messages for when I'm done.
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1,159 Clicks

by: bored2death (08/21/2007)

( . )( . ) got milk!
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1,160 Clicks

by: d1nonly (08/21/2007)

Tell your pants it's not polite to point!
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1,161 Clicks

by: d1nonly (08/21/2007)

Q: Do you know what an Australian French kiss is like ??
A: It's just like a regular French kiss, only Down Under, mate!
Naughty
1,166 Clicks

by: baiter (08/21/2007)

Life is short, so take Viagra and make it last!
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: notherdangwesson (08/21/2007)

I'm hoping one day that the sandman will mistakingly grab his bag of cocaine instead...
Because waking up should be that intense.
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1,162 Clicks

by: melted icecream (08/21/2007)

( . ) this is where I wanna be ( . )
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1,157 Clicks

by: Mark (08/14/2007)

Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I've ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' " "Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
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1,172 Clicks


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