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by: kilereren (03/05/2008)

"Allow me to ejaculate into this conversation..."
-unknown contributor with a dictionary
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1,163 Clicks

by: Homitz9229 (02/20/2008)

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
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1,173 Clicks

by: aznmixboy (02/20/2008)

~Sex is like poker~
If you don't have a partner then you better be sure you have a strong hand.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: sjmman94 (02/20/2008)

Been there.
Hit that.
Not calling back.
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1,157 Clicks

by: Fierofreak101 (12/13/2007)

I'm not Mr. right, but I'll B@ng u until he gets here.
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1,157 Clicks

by: ?????????? (12/06/2007)

I was scared at first. It was very wide and very long and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first, but then I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on it. I was really loving it!
Now I ride on escalators all the time!
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1,164 Clicks

by: sportsjock8962 (12/06/2007)

SpoRTs JOcK: so you want to get naked and play with me?

SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...
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1,176 Clicks

by: BAMF (11/15/2007)

happy time =)


aww shit mom!!! where did you put my box of porn?!!!
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1,157 Clicks

by: Spartan91093 (10/17/2007)

Is there a mirror in your pants?

'Cause I can see myself in them! :-D
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1,157 Clicks

by: Panhead (09/19/2007)

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you


Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good: You're son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's you're best friend

Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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1,383 Clicks


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