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by: mrcandymanfri13 (05/30/2008)

MrCandymanfri13: wanna get freaky?

SmarterChild: Sorry, that's so not happening.

Naughty
1,169 Clicks

by: maktrax (04/24/2008)

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, AND DANCE!!!
Naughty
1,165 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (04/17/2008)

Are you a sergeant? Cuz you made my private stand. ;-)
Naughty
1,160 Clicks

by: ?????????? (04/17/2008)

Are you a general because you make my private stand! :-p
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: happy doodles (04/14/2008)

When you see a green light: you go the same speed.

When you see a yellow light: you go a little bit faster.

When you see a red light: you close your eyes, sip your beer, and FLOOR IT!!
Naughty
1,164 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (03/21/2008)

Do you wash your pants with Windex?

Cuz i can see myself in them. :-D
Naughty
1,164 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (03/21/2008)

Do you work at Subway?
Cuz you just gave me a Foot long! ;-)
Naughty
1,167 Clicks

by: redwinger987 (03/21/2008)

quick scroll down to see what i hide in my pants

















(1)(5)(10)(25) [ 1 ] [ 5 ]

a bunch of change!!
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: Sped-Head13 (03/05/2008)

Wanna get laid?
Crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: ChristinaDeath (03/05/2008)

Christina:Want to have sex with me
SmarterChild (11:39:31 PM): Do they give Olympic medals for that?
Naughty
1,177 Clicks


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