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by: m (06/17/2008)

:-pd-: Me and your mom
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by: atckoolkid (06/15/2008)

If one of your legs is Christmas and the other is New Years', can I come between the holidays?
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1,168 Clicks

by: LFHeckyes (06/15/2008)

If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table.
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by: sjmman94 (06/12/2008)

old people sex! ...just something to think about while I'm away
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1,160 Clicks

by: vera_coca (06/12/2008)

Well, dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!
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1,161 Clicks

by: Anonymous (06/04/2008)

The only reason I'd kick you off my bed, is to do you on the floor. ;)
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by: buck5807 (06/02/2008)

So I knew the first time would be fun...
I just didn't know it would cost so much.
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1,157 Clicks

by: MoBaby (06/02/2008)

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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by: Korei Ryuu (05/30/2008)

I don't make love. I make like.

I'm going to go make like now.

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1,157 Clicks

by: mazingxlove (05/30/2008)

I'm bisexual, if I can't get sex, I buy it ;]
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1,164 Clicks


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