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by: SLyguard   (02/24/2004)

Some like it hard, some like it soft. Some prefer up and down over side to side, but either way it ends up going in and out . . .
What, I'm brushing my teeth, you PERV . . . BrB
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by: Jared   (02/24/2004)

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience...
Never argue with me. I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a frickin bat!
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by: Derrick   (02/24/2004)

Roses are good, Violets are fine.
I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9 :)
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by: Taktikal   (02/23/2004)

Love is a sensation caused by a temptation for a guy to stick his location into a girl's destination for a generation and hope for duplication. Do you understand this explanation, or do u need a demonstration?
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by: Darlene   (02/23/2004)

Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and just pray you don't multiply!
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by: Anonymous   (02/22/2004)

having sex. leave me alone.
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by: Ryan   (02/22/2004)

Fuggoff
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by: 420   (02/22/2004)

f*ck milk... got pot?

be baked later...
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by: jonathan   (02/22/2004)

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators but left early.. Oops!
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by: Dennis   (02/22/2004)

I am not available beacause I am watching a pornagraphic video that requires the whole screen.
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