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by: vikingsfb18   (03/07/2004)

LOST:
%n's virginity
If found please contact %n at 555-1234
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1,132 Clicks
by: Qbahno   (03/07/2004)

Trying to find my g/f's inner self.
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1,126 Clicks
by: TipCowzOver910   (03/06/2004)

Sex can wait... Masturbate!
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by: JohnnyTsunami   (03/06/2004)

Would You Like to Buy a Vowel?
G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF
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1,125 Clicks
by: Apryl   (03/06/2004)

Beer, Drugs, Rock n Roll - Speed, Weed, Birth Control - Life's a bitch and then you die, So f*ck this shit - let's get high!
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1,143 Clicks
by: xoupurbumox   (03/05/2004)

It's not rape if she likes it!
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by: butthead   (03/02/2004)

I'm sorry, I can't talk now . . . I'm busy squeezing these    (   *   Y   *   )
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by: barett   (03/01/2004)

My enormous genitals are stuck in the door... again
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1,129 Clicks
by: scott   (03/01/2004)

I either Hang out with my Wang out, or Rock out with my Cock out!
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by: anaStaSia*Ox   (03/01/2004)

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, only takes 4 muscles to bitch-slap that little f*ck upside the head. Pass it on
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