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by: UofNC415 (03/11/2004)

Girls tell me I'm the only remaining dinosaur alive. They call me the Lickalotopuss!
Naughty
1,164 Clicks

by: j127s88 (03/11/2004)

Practice safe sex... ...Go F Yourself
Naughty
1,170 Clicks

by: berserkerdane45 (03/11/2004)

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A BJ with handle bars! :-D
Naughty
1,166 Clicks

by: urfavoritweapon (03/10/2004)

Drugs might be the road to nowhere...
but at least it's the scenic route :-!
Naughty
1,159 Clicks

by: Afezz (03/09/2004)

Hey %n wanna come over for Pizza and Sex? What's the matter, don't like pizza?
Naughty
1,159 Clicks

by: gonthman87 (03/09/2004)

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days a month and doesn't die.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: WilliamHung (03/09/2004)

If I were you, I'd wanna bang me :)
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: Bluefire8703 (03/09/2004)

My balls itch... I'll be right back
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: Shane (03/08/2004)

FELLATIO! Some religious types find it hard to swallow.
Naughty
1,161 Clicks

by: Shane (03/08/2004)

MARIJUANA! Hey, at least it's not crack.
Naughty
1,184 Clicks


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