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by: UofNC415 (03/11/2004)

Girls tell me I'm the only remaining dinosaur alive. They call me the Lickalotopuss!

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by: j127s88 (03/11/2004)

Practice safe sex... ...Go F Yourself

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by: berserkerdane45 (03/11/2004)

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A BJ with handle bars! :-D

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by: urfavoritweapon (03/10/2004)

Drugs might be the road to nowhere...
but at least it's the scenic route :-!

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by: Afezz (03/09/2004)

Hey %n wanna come over for Pizza and Sex? What's the matter, don't like pizza?

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by: gonthman87 (03/09/2004)

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days a month and doesn't die.

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by: WilliamHung (03/09/2004)

If I were you, I'd wanna bang me :)

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by: Bluefire8703 (03/09/2004)

My balls itch... I'll be right back

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by: Shane (03/08/2004)

FELLATIO! Some religious types find it hard to swallow.

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by: Shane (03/08/2004)

MARIJUANA! Hey, at least it's not crack.

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