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by: rexdyno8   (03/24/2004)

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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by: mafiaman684   (03/24/2004)

While I'm gone write PEN15 on your hand...
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by: ThAOnLyOrEoCoOkE   (03/24/2004)

BrB... take your pants off, stay awhile ;)
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by: DevonScruggs   (03/23/2004)

Why can't women understand that beer, pizza, and porno IS dinner and a movie!?
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by: Cutiepiemsw   (03/23/2004)

If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So, if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
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by: O La Policia O   (03/22/2004)

Out changing my name to Haywood Jablowme... BrB
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by: danny   (03/21/2004)

I've got the F, the C, and the K... now all I need is U
Away, BrB
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by: resonantjetta   (03/20/2004)

I am not masturbating.
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by: bob   (03/18/2004)

F*ck me sideways...
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by: swifd12   (03/16/2004)

Dude, quit being such a man-gina
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