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by: Stircrazy (04/05/2004)

"Sex without love is an empty experience... But as far as empty experiences go, it's one of the best"
- Woody Allen
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by: Rebelman4581 (04/04/2004)

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
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by: jakas03 (04/03/2004)

Genitals ...now there's a word you can't say without laughing.
Naughty
1,159 Clicks

by: bigtimma20 (04/02/2004)

Gone sueing Kellogg's. I clearly heard my Rice Crispies Say "Snap, Crackle, Fork You"
Naughty
1,165 Clicks

by: glebs (04/02/2004)

Is it still masturbation if you're a schitzo?
Naughty
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by: slimemkrys (04/01/2004)

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Naughty
1,158 Clicks

by: jmacitup (03/31/2004)

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: Becuse he only comes once a year!
Naughty
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by: buddha is my hero (03/31/2004)

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck a duck, screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine, orgy at the zoo!
Naughty
1,167 Clicks

by: Anaconda 050 (03/30/2004)

Just wrap it before you tap it.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: bicaman (03/30/2004)

Things are just not going well when you have to put the word "attempted" in front of the word "suicide".
Naughty
1,162 Clicks


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