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by: bielhiemer (04/16/2004)

Dying my pubes...

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by: jamzilla20 (04/13/2004)

PORNOGRAPHY has 11 letters... so does WOOOOWEEEEE!!!!

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by: i win (04/12/2004)

I'm a vaginatarian, and I'm HUNGRY

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by: BoYgOtGaMe28 (04/12/2004)

Im eXpLoRiNg mUh BoDy!!.. BrB

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by: Psyco_8itch (04/10/2004)

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
- Woody Allen

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by: MelPssycts (04/10/2004)

Gone out for a breast of fresh ass.

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by: lostsurfer7589 (04/07/2004)

Q: Why do dogs lick there balls?
A: Because they can

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by: gballs024 (04/07/2004)

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

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by: bettyboop8833 (04/06/2004)

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

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by: dfitz (04/05/2004)

Drinkin' Margaritas, bangin' Senoritas!

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