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by: xr80foxracing (05/04/2004)

Hi! My name's Dixie... Dixie Normous
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1,167 Clicks

by: uhh Ohhh (05/03/2004)

NICE LEGS! What time do they open?
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1,157 Clicks

by: joseb284 (04/27/2004)

When in Doubt..Whip it Out!
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1,157 Clicks

by: starstealer7234 (04/26/2004)

Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing. But Jack made a pass and grabbed Jill's ass and now his teeth are missing!
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1,176 Clicks

by: mmnnhhmmnnhh (04/23/2004)

NO, I'm not involved in a midget orgy...
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1,171 Clicks

by: Weinershnitzle007 (04/21/2004)

It's a tit bit nippley outside. I breast go in and turn on the hooter.
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by: ImFaMoUsBaLlA09 (04/21/2004)

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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1,237 Clicks

by: Savgrr (04/20/2004)

P*ssy is like a used car. You can get that shit cheap, but it usually stinks.
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1,164 Clicks

by: thebigbadjojo (04/19/2004)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease
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by: inehorn (04/17/2004)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "Hey, do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun.
...But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son!
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1,200 Clicks


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