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by: Callmekandiice (11/13/2008)

callmekandiice: wanna get freaky?
SmarterChild: Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
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1,170 Clicks

by: l33tmofo (11/12/2008)

I'm in a room with warm hands rubbing all over my body.

No, I really am having sex this time.
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1,160 Clicks

by: rgangsta (10/14/2008)

Me: I banged my knee like 8 times last night.
%n: That must've hurt.
Me: Yea. i f#cked its kneecaps off.
...(silence)...
Me: Don't judge us!
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1,166 Clicks

by: Spitfire0195 (10/06/2008)

The worst time for your girl to have gas: When you're doing the doggy-style
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1,174 Clicks

by: shoft (10/06/2008)

If the sex can't be different
And the sex cant be same,
Then the only sex left
Is some left hand shame.
Naughty
1,159 Clicks

by: RedSoxFan028 (09/06/2008)

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalotapuss!
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1,157 Clicks

by: nAuGhTyGiRl (07/12/2008)

A guy walks into his bedroom and catches his wife and best friend having sex. So he said to his wife,
"I want a divorce!"
Then he said to his best friend,
"Bad dog!"
Naughty
1,172 Clicks

by: flareside (07/02/2008)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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1,174 Clicks

by: =P (07/02/2008)

My name is Shurley Dooyah
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1,166 Clicks

by: AyOiTsCaRlA (06/20/2008)

Q: What has 148 teeth and can hold back the Hulk?

A: My Zipper :]
Naughty
1,185 Clicks


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