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by: spliffytiffy0420 (06/18/2004)

FYI = F*ck Your Information

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by: NELLY (06/17/2004)

Honk if you're Horny!

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by: crazygirl0250 (06/15/2004)

I'm so good in bed, I scream my OWN name during sex!

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by: isniffcocacola (06/13/2004)

Why aren't female peacocks called peacunts?

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by: Dandy (06/09/2004)

You have 206 bones in your body... how about one more? ;)

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by: matt (06/07/2004)

Sex is good,
Sex is fine,
Doggy style or 69
Just for fun or getting paid,
Everyone likes getting laid!

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by: Ew! (05/30/2004)

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See ya next month!

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by: BD FrozenHalo (05/29/2004)

I don't know WHAT you've heard about me...
...But I'm a muthaf*ckin B R B !

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by: Joan (05/28/2004)

ScReWiN a ChIcK oN a TrAmPoLiNe :D

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by: Nimitz 9 Warrior (05/27/2004)

If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

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