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by: Mike   (08/04/2004)

I'm beating my meat like it owes me money!
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by: Slapdot7   (07/26/2004)

Damn right I've been naughty,
Now spank my evil ass!!!
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by: CrochStain24   (07/16/2004)

Isn't raping a prostitute technically shoplifting?
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by: bitemenutsack   (07/15/2004)

Sex is good; Sex is sin: Sin is forgivin: So stick it in!
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by: Teenage Wasteland   (07/14/2004)

I Blow At My Job...BrB
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by: racing152   (06/25/2004)

The Long Way Home
Two sperm are swimming in a woman's body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, Just how far is the uterus anyway?" The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus."
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by: blandry3590   (06/24/2004)

SAVE THE TREES, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!
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by: liltxbargirl   (06/19/2004)

I just lost my virginity in a chatroom!!
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by: jewunite   (06/18/2004)

Can I put my magic wand in your harry potter?
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by: shortyduckie   (06/18/2004)

¿Quieres tú coger desnudo?
Fais vous voulez à acquérir dénudé?
Doen jou wens tegen verkrijgen onopgesmukt?
Fare voi volere a tavola cogliere spennato?
Otaku ketsubou dzuki choudai neikiddo?
Tun du müssen zu erhalten nackt?
I just said Do u wanna get naked? in 6 different languages: Spanish, French, Dutch, Italian, Japanese and German! WORD! So... do you? ;-)
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