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by: Lumpy (10/18/2004)

Trying to have phone sex.....is the antenna supposed to hurt this bad??

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by: tazmaz123 (10/13/2004)

If you want to keep your testicles, I'd suggest you leave me alone.

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by: TomGamer82 (10/09/2004)

I'm Out Like Tits At Mardi Gras

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by: sexy_hot_bitches (10/01/2004)

2, 4, 6, 8...look at me and masturbate!

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by: Ghstridernthesky (09/24/2004)

( . ) ( . )
NICE!!!!!!!!

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by: kapsta1049 (09/15/2004)

"Hey, get the hell off my-well hello lips legs, breasts and ass! What can I do for ya?"
-Quagmire, Family Guy

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by: kyl775 (09/14/2004)

Does this away message make you horny baby, does it...... does it make you randy YEAH!

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by: kapsta1049 (09/12/2004)

Man, I'm as f*cked up as Courtney Love!

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by: AngelaBaker (09/11/2004)

Threw my back out again whilst trying to suck myself off.

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by: CWbeckham12 (09/09/2004)

I want to stuff you like a turkey, and cover you with my man-gravy.

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