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by: xavkipp (12/01/2004)

Here's to Panties! They're not the world's best thing, but they're pretty close to it!

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by: PartyNaked (12/01/2004)

Over Night Express:
-My Package
-Your Place
-Over Night

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by: bigglepin (11/29/2004)

I'm a virgin.
But this is an old message.

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by: someoneheha (11/25/2004)

I'm a virginatarian, and I'm HUNGRY!

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1,130 Clicks

by: LTLB55 (11/11/2004)

Sex is like meatloaf. Even the worst you've ever had is still fabulous.

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by: PLAY187DOUGH (11/09/2004)

What did the Narcoleptic, color blind, hypoglycemic, anorexic, boy with A.D.D. and Tourrette's get for Christmas?
AIDS.

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1,131 Clicks

by: XHeadbangerdudEX (11/09/2004)

If you were a handfull of genital crabs, I'd never change my underwear!
i <3 u!

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by: rusdk2 (11/03/2004)

No T.P. around with shit in my crack
so I stretch my nuts back
and wipe with my sack

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1,130 Clicks

by: ann0ying001 (10/31/2004)

|P|O|R|N| - My Anti-Girlfriend

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by: stupidMonkey (10/28/2004)

::types password::
- penis
~We're sorry, the password you have entered isn't long enough.

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