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by: IXIJ311IXI (02/27/2005)

WHO AM I:
I am round, HARD, And i have a head...

NOPE - I'm a quarter, BUT i like the way u think!

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by: STIXMAN (02/19/2005)

I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut in this crazy world.

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by: big D (02/03/2005)

Just tell your penis you didn't play with him because you were out getting stoned... He'll understand
|M|A|S|T|U|R|B|A|T|I|O|N| My Anti-Drug

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by: hotshooter737 (02/03/2005)

What do drug dealers and first class whores have in common?
They USUALLY clean their crack before they sell it.

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by: vanillarose13 (02/03/2005)

Nice shoes, wanna screw?

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by: SillyPuttyMepit (12/31/2004)

If you were cookie dough, I'd be rolling your balls and putting them on the rack.

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by: dawg88790 (12/26/2004)

If you think you're excited... feel these nipples!!

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by: PhantomDude (12/10/2004)

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by: wildboi (12/06/2004)

To All Virgins:
THANKS FOR NOTHING!

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by: frizzysoccerchik (12/03/2004)

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

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