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by: T (05/04/2005)

If God watches everything I do,
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert ;-)
Naughty
1,167 Clicks

by: neonz91 (05/04/2005)

Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: xXJediSentinalXx (04/29/2005)

A Schlong is better than a Schlort!
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1,157 Clicks

by: razzbrryblndbabi (04/27/2005)

Women need to be in the mood, men only need to be in the room.
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1,163 Clicks

by: blondie (04/27/2005)

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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1,168 Clicks

by: checkitout836 (04/22/2005)

Cigarette: My life sucks. Everyday someone lights my ass on fire, then sucks on me like I'm a Slurpee. Then when they're done, they throw me on the ground and step on me while the rest of me burns to ashes.
Wiener: You think that's bad? Everyday my whole body gets covered in some kind of straight jacket, and I'm plunged into some dark cave. I go back and forth like I'm on a broken roller coaster, and when the ride's over I throw up like a madman!
Naughty
1,233 Clicks

by: domonstrife (04/17/2005)

From the makers of Rip, Slip, Brush, Ahhh toothbrushes comes... Rip, Slip, Pump, AAHAHHA condoms!
Naughty
1,161 Clicks

by: none of ur damn business (04/07/2005)

Me a slut. Me no care. Me go screw you anywhere.
Naughty
1,178 Clicks

by: hotmasterflex0 (03/14/2005)

BRB... I'm pressing charges against Hustler Magazine for giving my wrists carpal tunnel syndrome...
Naughty
1,175 Clicks

by: ashley s (02/28/2005)

My away message is up again. Stupid Viagra. ;)
Naughty
1,161 Clicks


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