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by: T   (05/04/2005)

If God watches everything I do,
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert ;-)
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by: neonz91   (05/04/2005)

Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
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by: xXJediSentinalXx   (04/29/2005)

A Schlong is better than a Schlort!
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by: razzbrryblndbabi   (04/27/2005)

Women need to be in the mood, men only need to be in the room.
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by: blondie   (04/27/2005)

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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by: checkitout836   (04/22/2005)

Cigarette: My life sucks. Everyday someone lights my ass on fire, then sucks on me like I'm a Slurpee. Then when they're done, they throw me on the ground and step on me while the rest of me burns to ashes.
Wiener: You think that's bad? Everyday my whole body gets covered in some kind of straight jacket, and I'm plunged into some dark cave. I go back and forth like I'm on a broken roller coaster, and when the ride's over I throw up like a madman!
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1,147 Clicks
by: domonstrife   (04/17/2005)

From the makers of Rip, Slip, Brush, Ahhh toothbrushes comes... Rip, Slip, Pump, AAHAHHA condoms!
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1,128 Clicks
by: none of ur damn business   (04/07/2005)

Me a slut. Me no care. Me go screw you anywhere.
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by: hotmasterflex0   (03/14/2005)

BRB... I'm pressing charges against Hustler Magazine for giving my wrists carpal tunnel syndrome...
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by: ashley s   (02/28/2005)

My away message is up again. Stupid Viagra. ;)
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