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by: Und3rc0v3rAnge1   (05/30/2005)

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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by: Owen2101   (05/30/2005)

Welcome to my away message %n, now get the f@#k out!
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by: nursethis2007   (05/29/2005)

bow chica bow...
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by: not telling   (05/29/2005)

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!! ...ok maybe just a little. O:-)
;-)
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by: BABYMO   (05/24/2005)

I'm out like a D cup at a wet T-shirt contest. BrB
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by: some guy?   (05/12/2005)

The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my hand upon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her legs apart, I knew she was ready, But I didn't know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
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by: babybluu315   (05/10/2005)

Fine. If no one will play with me, I'll play with myself... Wait... BY myself! BY myself!! BBL
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by: VinnDogg456   (05/10/2005)

I smoke 40's and Drink Weed
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by: Jillian   (05/10/2005)

Friends are like condoms... they're there to protect you when things get hard! ;)
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by: pyrobri314   (05/06/2005)

My PENIS made me do it!!!!
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