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by: XpelMe (07/01/2005)

I'm gone like virginity on spring break!

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by: Redundant_girl (06/30/2005)

*The Best Pickup line ever*
Uh.. You wanna have sex and get married ... No? sorry - Billie Joe Armstrong

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by: forgoodorforevil (06/29/2005)

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

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by: Leichnam 88 (05/31/2005)

You don't have to be Chinese to enjoy MAI WANG

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by: Lenvil (05/31/2005)

What the f@#k does wtf mean?

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by: sillygoof (05/31/2005)

Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good!

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by: Kuupualehua (05/31/2005)

Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza man have in common?
A: They both can smell it but they can't eat it.

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by: ninjanutz (05/30/2005)

I'm trisexual...I'll try anything sexual!

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by: tropicsurf14 (05/30/2005)

"Back in my day we only had sex to stay warm."
-Old people

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by: lilmike32291 (05/30/2005)

BeaTinG My MeaT On The ToiLeT SeaT

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