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by: airdevil85 (06/15/2009)

I shaved my nads for this??

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by: RyanPHannigan (06/15/2009)

It's raining MEN! hallelu........oh no. please don't. ahhhhh! *gag*

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by: Anonymous (06/02/2009)

Love is like a unicorn... beautiful and horny

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by: maktrax (06/02/2009)

You are feeling sleepy... you will obey me... you will take off your pants... @_@

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by: Krotik (04/23/2009)

Help !! I'm drowning in my bed !! Who wants to jump in and give me mouth to mouth ?! :D

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by: Nick (02/24/2009)

SUCK MY NICK

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by: jesse096 (02/04/2009)

You smell like a flaming crotch. Got to get some fresh air... Bee Are Bee

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by: somegirl (02/04/2009)

You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

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by: LFHeckyes (01/11/2009)

"It's funny how finger puppets sounds okay as a noun..."
-Demetri Martin

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by: eminem (12/31/2008)

Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, and dont be violent. Leave that to me!

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