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by: chingyxhunny (09/25/2005)

Tell ur pants it's not polite to point! :-p
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1,167 Clicks

by: iamhimhimisme (08/29/2005)

Playboy is many things, but a girlfriend it is not.
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1,163 Clicks

by: Bryan6BSB (08/14/2005)

WARNING: Spooning leads to Forking...
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1,161 Clicks

by: frizzysoccerchik (07/24/2005)

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. :(
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1,162 Clicks

by: Midnightblu2008 (07/22/2005)

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
so throw me down and tie me up,
and show me that you like me... ;)
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1,185 Clicks

by: TheBadAssItalian (07/18/2005)

Well, dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians! :-p
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1,173 Clicks

by: firefighterjr6 (07/12/2005)

Just stick a BK bag over her head and HAVE HER YOUR WAY...
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1,167 Clicks

by: muhaha (07/10/2005)

I've lost a certain hamster named virginity!
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1,171 Clicks

by: ReDHeaDBaBe1310 (07/05/2005)

I've got Skittles in my mouth...
Want to taste the Rainbow? :)
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1,176 Clicks

by: gary (07/01/2005)

I don't have to point out my best quality, it sticks out on it's own!
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1,163 Clicks


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