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by: FreakinPRplaya (12/19/2005)

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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1,294 Clicks

by: soonersseth (12/11/2005)

It's so cold outside there is gonna be major shrinkage.
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1,157 Clicks

by: salvitorian (12/11/2005)

Gone with my girlfriend puttin miles on the bed!
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1,157 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (12/11/2005)

I'm saving Santa a trip...I'm being Naughty
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1,160 Clicks

by: x50grand (12/06/2005)

To F someone press F1 now...If you would F two people press F2 now..
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1,157 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (12/06/2005)

All the girls call me Cox E. Normous!!
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1,167 Clicks

by: cheetahbabe85 (12/05/2005)

So, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
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1,157 Clicks

by: BadBoyz9021 (11/28/2005)

DAMIT!..... My virginity went on strike!
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1,157 Clicks

by: fatcat1158 (11/28/2005)

0 to Naughty in 6 seconds
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1,157 Clicks

by: hahaahah (11/24/2005)

Which condom do you use?

Nike Condoms: Just Do It
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!
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1,198 Clicks


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