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by: killingXxnovmber (02/09/2006)

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
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1,159 Clicks

by: The Thing that goes Hump in the Night (02/01/2006)

How do you tittilate an ocelot? You ocillate its tit a lot!
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1,161 Clicks

by: Stalefish1212 (02/01/2006)

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it? The man says, "I hate that shit". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks". "You don't understand," said the man, "Chunks is my dog."
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1,167 Clicks

by: TopDawg (01/22/2006)

Out getting more ass than a toilet seat.
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1,157 Clicks

by: DaILList4Ever (01/10/2006)

Hi, My Name Is Justin Uranus.
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1,170 Clicks

by: Donald (12/31/2005)

Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards= Conquistadorgasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = Wargasms
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1,208 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (12/31/2005)

IT'S A WIGGLY, JIGGLY CHRISTMAS!
IT'S THE BREAST TIME OF THE YEAR!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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1,166 Clicks

by: Darko Fan7 (12/31/2005)

Quaker sex isnt all oats and kisses..or powdered wigs and hats. You'll get a brain aneurysm.
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1,161 Clicks

by: adf (12/27/2005)

::..::school assembly...everything is quiet::..:: PENIS!!!!!!
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1,157 Clicks

by: GuitarCrazy6942 (12/24/2005)

There once was a girl who was cripple
From the weight of her overgrown nipple.
Naughty
1,159 Clicks


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