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by: m-a-double-t (03/30/2006)

I LOVE girls with A.D.D....Ass and DD's
Naughty
1,169 Clicks

by: Shankster917 (03/19/2006)

Oh Miss Pac-man, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl.
Naughty
1,178 Clicks

by: snickersf12 (03/06/2006)

Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme
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1,170 Clicks

by: happykid7 (03/02/2006)

Q: What is Tulsa backwards?
A: A slut

Q: What's a slut backwards?
A: $100

-Larry The Cable Guy
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1,166 Clicks

by: scwlcsjafizzo323 (03/02/2006)

There are four differnt types of orgasms:
1. Positive: O YES O YES
2. Negative: O NO O NO
3. Religious: O GOD O GOD
4. Fake: O %n O %n
Naughty
1,167 Clicks

by: tit man (02/26/2006)

(.Y.) BrB, jaggin' off to my away message (.Y.)
Naughty
1,164 Clicks

by: Jakass (02/26/2006)

True Story: I never met a Joint, I didnt light.
Naughty
1,172 Clicks

by: GreenHobo21 (02/22/2006)

Isn't it ironic that it is illegal for a minor to view, purchase, or download pornography when it is REQUIRED BY LAW for vendors to sell minors condoms if they are willing to purchase them? Yeah, that's like saying:
"Sweaty palms are overrated Little Timmy... Go for the real deal."
Naughty
1,168 Clicks

by: sexyace (02/09/2006)

I lick you, I mean, I like you.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: grymreaper325 (02/09/2006)

I like my government like I like my women.

Without Bush.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks


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