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by: Braider (05/30/2006)

Exploring the WWW. (Wonderful World of Women)
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by: Silvercrush7558 (05/30/2006)

Robin: HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY BATMAN, THEY STOLE THE BAT-MOBILE!
Batman:Uh... Robin... we need to talk...
Robin: What?
Batman: Lately you have been saying "Holy testicle tuesday batman!" and "Holy flaming penis's batman!"... Are you proposing that I am gay?
Robin: Just a little bit.
Batman: Alright I am, now let's go blow this vilian.
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1,170 Clicks

by: Aeternum Tacet (05/30/2006)

I eat more p*ssy than cervical cancer.
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1,157 Clicks

by: Anthony Rodriguez (05/23/2006)

If I were to have a quarter right now and flip it, what are the chances of me getting head
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1,157 Clicks

by: thegymnast18 (05/21/2006)

You're A Load That Should Have Been Swallowed... So Stop Talking To Me.
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1,157 Clicks

by: Xalpharis (05/21/2006)

Playing Russian Roulette, MAYBE I'll See You Later.
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1,168 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (05/13/2006)

Different Types of Orgasms Part ONE:
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
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1,288 Clicks

by: FREE COUNT (05/10/2006)

Wackin' off in front of a mirror. BrB.
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1,157 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (05/06/2006)

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
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1,175 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (05/04/2006)

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
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1,157 Clicks


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