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by: Arnie (06/28/2006)

TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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by: Arnie II (06/28/2006)

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
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1,192 Clicks

by: themonkeyatethedolphin (06/28/2006)

I pick my nose, I pick my butt, If you laugh at me, we'll see who's the slut
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1,164 Clicks

by: PackerFanatic11 (06/27/2006)

Jaggin' off to %n...
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1,159 Clicks

by: KlepMeister (06/25/2006)

I had a wet dream last night and I think you were in it!
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1,157 Clicks

by: 2 kuel 4 skuel (06/12/2006)

Your father must be a baker cause u got nice buns
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1,157 Clicks

by: Jake Himself (06/07/2006)

My penis is 5 inches.......around
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1,157 Clicks

by: Moldy (06/07/2006)

Here's one to add to the list of orgasms:

Sex with a crappy actress: Mandy Morregasms
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1,157 Clicks

by: xoxo LOVER xoxo (06/07/2006)

Men are on this planet because vibrators can't buy drinks.
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1,160 Clicks

by: HCniner09 (06/05/2006)

I had sex all night with this hot chick....... but then I woke up! DAMN! :(
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