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by: danger (09/06/2006)

I say no to drugs....they just don't seem to listen.

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by: RandomTask (09/06/2006)

I bet you know Drew Peacock

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by: TheRoleModel (09/06/2006)

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball??

*COUGH* *GAG* *COUGH*

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by: BigD (08/16/2006)

Meet me in the bedroom, it's goin' down...

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by: NinjaRocker (08/05/2006)

Hello? Can Hugh G. Rection please come to the office? Mike Hunt is waiting for you.

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by: CheEse1013 (07/12/2006)

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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by: CrazedChick101 (07/06/2006)

Hey, %n! Shake it like a polaroid picture!

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by: wagsna5 (07/06/2006)

OH YES! YES!!! OH YEAH BABY!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!! yeeesss...... oh baby yes... YES! THESE MENTOS ARE SO GOOD!!!

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by: sexonthebeach243 (06/30/2006)

Call 911-2434 for a free sex session!!

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by: dd (06/28/2006)

My penis is 1 centimeter..... from the ground.

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