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by: Monet712   (01/16/2007)

Uhhhhh, sup %n ... yeah well I'm a little busy downloading porn; I MEAN MUSIC... yeah music. Gotta love music :-\ Well... BYE!!! :-D
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by: nedlax   (01/16/2007)

A wise man once told me "Be a lover not a fighter...Condoms are cheaper than swords."
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by: Bryant91223   (12/11/2006)

DONT TALK TO ME!!!! IM AS MAD AS A QUEER WITH LOCKJAW ON VALENTINES DAY
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by: N.E.R.Dgurl   (12/11/2006)

Hey, God made fingers......they go places
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by: RandomTask   (10/21/2006)

Anyone know my friend Adolf Oliver Nippils?
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by: Lewis1350   (10/21/2006)

( · ) ( · ) Nipples. Gotta Love 'Em.
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by: N.E.R.Dgurl   (10/20/2006)

I have a headache .....where' my man...his sex is my tylenol
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by: Miss murder   (09/28/2006)

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.
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by: metalhead   (09/28/2006)

Q: what nationality are lesbians?

A: cock-hatin'
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by: TheCookie   (09/25/2006)

There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were famished, looking for any food they could find, but to no avail. Later on, the rooster finds himself focusing upon a worm, inching its way nearby. The rooster then proceeds to chase and then pounce on the worm, eating it quickly. Resting after his meal, he rubs his belly in pure satisfaction.

The cat looks at the rooster and thinks to himself, "Well, if he can do it, I can do it." Not long after the rooster eats his worm, the cat spots a mouse scurrying nearby the lake. The cat raises its tail, arches its back, and with all its might, attempts to pounce on the mouse, only to end up in the lake.

What is the moral of the story?

Where there is a satisfied cock, there is a wet pussy...
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