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by: SeAn T_HE SHORT KID   (01/05/2010)

Who needs subway when you got a 5 dollar footlong RIGHT HERE!? No, OK! how about a 1 dollar .5 footlong! YEAAAAH!
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by: El Quemador   (10/16/2009)

A woman with huge knockers is approached by a man. He says:
"Will you let me pinch your breasts for $1,000 dollars?"
The woman says of course "No."
"How about $10,000 Dollars?"
Still no..
Finally she accepts for 1 million dollars. So the man touches and plays with her breasts for a while... until the lady eventually asks:
"When are you going to pinch them?"
To which the man replies: "I don't think I will. It's too expensive" =P
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by: johnhornick12163   (10/16/2009)

do u have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants
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by: darkrose073   (09/24/2009)

Nice Bum, Where You From? Nantucket, Wanna F*UK IT??
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by: Anonymous   (07/19/2009)

the mailman method:
1) lick them
2) stick them
3) send them on their way
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1,131 Clicks
by: xxjinxxjokerxx   (07/13/2009)

Something you will never hear a man say during sex: "Hey, your boobs look just like your sister's!"
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by: sumof1   (07/13/2009)

I'm gonna meet up with Palmela Handerson right now so ill hit you up later...I think Rosey Palms is gonna come by with here Fireman too :-P
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by: double0x00   (07/01/2009)

im ganna buy you a d!ldo so if you dont like it you can go F yourself
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by: airdevil85   (07/01/2009)

Dear %n Congratulations from CandyLoversAllOverTheWorld.com. You have just won the weight of your family jewels in candy. To collect your tic-tac, Please contact us at 1-800-555-TINY
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by: TJ McCurdy   (07/01/2009)

Getting naked and running around the neighborhood. Its ok, the people always seem so happy when I do it, laughing, whisteling and for some reason... calling me little willie even though my names not Willlie...
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