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by: Anonymous (02/22/2004)

having sex. leave me alone.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/16/2005)

What do you call a cow jackin' off?
Beef Stroginoff!!
Naughty
1,165 Clicks

by: Anonymous (08/06/2007)

You have to play as a team. It's Uter-US not Uter-U.
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: Anonymous (06/04/2008)

The only reason I'd kick you off my bed, is to do you on the floor. ;)
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: Anonymous (06/02/2009)

Love is like a unicorn... beautiful and horny
Naughty
1,170 Clicks

by: Anonymous (07/19/2009)

the mailman method:
1) lick them
2) stick them
3) send them on their way
Naughty
1,163 Clicks

by: 2 kuel 4 skuel (06/12/2006)

Your father must be a baker cause u got nice buns
Naughty
1,157 Clicks

by: 420 (02/22/2004)

f*ck milk... got pot?

be baked later...
Naughty
1,163 Clicks

by: =P (07/02/2008)

My name is Shurley Dooyah
Naughty
1,159 Clicks

by: ?????????? (12/06/2007)

I was scared at first. It was very wide and very long and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first, but then I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on it. I was really loving it!
Now I ride on escalators all the time!
Naughty
1,159 Clicks


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