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by: amrrr243 (05/06/2008)

Towilee: How spiiicy would you like your chang sauce?
Customer: Excuse me sir, this towel over here has been stirring chang sauce for over fifteen minutes. HES CLUELESS!
Towilee: NO! Your shoeless!
Customer:Well, your a towel.
Towilee: NO! Your a towel!
Boss: Your fired!!!
Towilee: YEA!!!
Boss: I meant you.
Towilee: Aww darn.

~South Park
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1,172 Clicks

by: Anonymous (05/06/2008)

Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
-Blades of Glory
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1,160 Clicks

by: inluvwevery1butu (05/06/2008)

"Wow! Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay!"

-HIMYM
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1,172 Clicks

by: imitationlunatic (05/06/2008)

Peter: Knicks suck, Yankees suck, Jets suck.
Peter: Krypton sucks.
-Family Guy
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1,195 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/06/2008)

Uncle Ben: I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more Botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?
-Accepted
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1,192 Clicks

by: eagle92190 (05/06/2008)

"You are not your jobs, or how much money you have in the bank!"
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club
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1,168 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/06/2008)

Uncle Ben: Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
-Accepted
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1,173 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Hansel: Really?
Derek Zoolander: For serious.

-Zoolander
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1,177 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Sherman Schrader: Right, you date Monica Morlan
Hoyt Ambrose: That I do
Sherman Schrader: Right, I think of her while I masturba...

-Accepted
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1,173 Clicks

by: ?????????? (05/02/2008)

Glen: Holy Balls
-Accepted
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