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by: amrrr243   (05/06/2008)

Towilee: How spiiicy would you like your chang sauce?
Customer: Excuse me sir, this towel over here has been stirring chang sauce for over fifteen minutes. HES CLUELESS!
Towilee: NO! Your shoeless!
Customer:Well, your a towel.
Towilee: NO! Your a towel!
Boss: Your fired!!!
Towilee: YEA!!!
Boss: I meant you.
Towilee: Aww darn.

~South Park
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by: Anonymous   (05/06/2008)

Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
-Blades of Glory
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by: inluvwevery1butu   (05/06/2008)

"Wow! Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay!"

-HIMYM
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by: imitationlunatic   (05/06/2008)

Peter: Knicks suck, Yankees suck, Jets suck.
Peter: Krypton sucks.
-Family Guy
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by: ??????????   (05/06/2008)

Uncle Ben: I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more Botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?
-Accepted
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by: eagle92190   (05/06/2008)

"You are not your jobs, or how much money you have in the bank!"
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club
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by: ??????????   (05/06/2008)

Uncle Ben: Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!
-Accepted
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by: ??????????   (05/02/2008)

Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Hansel: Really?
Derek Zoolander: For serious.

-Zoolander
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by: ??????????   (05/02/2008)

Sherman Schrader: Right, you date Monica Morlan
Hoyt Ambrose: That I do
Sherman Schrader: Right, I think of her while I masturba...

-Accepted
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by: ??????????   (05/02/2008)

Glen: Holy Balls
-Accepted
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