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by: ?????????? (05/06/2008)

Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry.
Matilda: So, I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

-Zoolander

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by: homersimpson235 (05/06/2008)

Stewie: So, what happened sport? Come on, talk to your pal Stewie.
Brian: Alright, but only because I've gotta tell somebody. I pretty much just threw myself at Lois.
Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here."
Brian: We didn't have sex.
Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.
Brian: You're exaggerating.
Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.

-Family Guy

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by: adfuzz6 (05/06/2008)

"Don't listen to him! He's drunk on cheese!"

-JD, Scrubs

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1,128 Clicks

by: eagle92190 (05/06/2008)

"The fights you fight today...are the fights you fight for the rest of your life"
-Rocket Science

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by: ?????????? (05/06/2008)

Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
-Zoolander

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by: homersimpson235 (05/06/2008)

Bart: Remember how Mom used to microwave our underwear on cold days?
Lisa: Or how Dad used to call the radio station with fake traffic tips?

~The Simpsons

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by: eagle92190 (05/06/2008)

"Mrs. Lovett! You're a blood wonder, imminently practical, and yet appropriate as always, as you've said repeatedly, there's little point in dwelling on the past!"
-Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Finale)

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by: eagle92190 (05/06/2008)

"Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion, imminently practical, and yet appropriate as always. Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived without you all these years I'll never know!"
-Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Little Priest)

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1,132 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (05/06/2008)

"Someday you'll be able to laugh at all of this!"
"Yes. Yes, I will. But until that day comes, I am going to kill you. Then, I'm going to use my powers as a physician to bring you back to life.. Then I'm going to kill you again."

-Becker

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by: eagle92190 (05/06/2008)

"No story is worth risking your life. Except the story of a lifetime."
-Live From Baghdad

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