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by: Serpents Kiss   (05/13/2006)

"Say goodbye to your 2 best friends Lonestar, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago"
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
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1,130 Clicks
by: coolmike699   (05/13/2006)

"Mom....uh..why don't you suck my fat one!!"
-Butters, South Park
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by: wikid119872005   (05/10/2006)

Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive?
-Family Guy
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1,128 Clicks
by: Fm StaTic   (05/10/2006)

"You must be THIS beautiful to RiDe the Quagmire!"
- Quagmire, Family Guy
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1,125 Clicks
by: blackrimsk8   (05/08/2006)

"Forecast for tomorrow: A few sprinkles of genius with A CHANCE OF DOOM!"
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
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1,126 Clicks
by: koolkid11224   (05/06/2006)

"If there weren't nerds, who would we throw eggs at?"
-The Benchwarmers
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by: anchorman poop   (05/06/2006)

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
-Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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by: KaptainKrunk901   (05/06/2006)

God: I take breaks, haven't you ever heard of the Dark Ages.
-God, Bruce Almighty
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1,127 Clicks
by: glmxpx08   (05/06/2006)

"Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals….except the weasel"
Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
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by: random_monkey   (05/04/2006)

"You pooped in the refridgerator?... And ate the WHOLE WHEEL of cheese?. Wow, Baxter, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!"
-Anchorman, the Legend of Ron Burgundy
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1,128 Clicks
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