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by: ynkee (09/19/2006)

"When you run out of bullets, I had better be on the ground, because you'll all be dead before you reload."
-V, V for Vendetta
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1,161 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (09/19/2006)

"I've gotta jar of diiirrrrt, I've gotta jar of diiirrrrt."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
TV/Movies
1,163 Clicks

by: yowhiteboyupinhere (09/19/2006)

Tec: Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?
B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
Tec: Word? Can I borrow that?
B-rad: You got a, uh, Playstation 2?
Tec: Nah, I got GameCast.
B-rad: GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?
Tec: Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!

~Malibu's Most Wanted
TV/Movies
1,175 Clicks

by: macmarge (09/06/2006)

Pintel- You don't even know how to read!
Ragetti- It's The Bible, You get credit for trying!

-Pirates of the Carribean, Dead Man's Chest
TV/Movies
1,163 Clicks

by: twztdicpblz (09/06/2006)

Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser! Pow! Right to the Kisser!

Peter Griffin - Family Guy
TV/Movies
1,159 Clicks

by: heffeto (09/06/2006)

"You should just keep your hoe on a leash"
- Andy, 40 Year Old Virgin
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1,165 Clicks

by: heffeto (09/06/2006)

"My mom said that if I want to be a lesbian I have to lick carpet"
-Eric Cartman, South Park
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1,159 Clicks

by: xXxBlueEyedBabe7 (09/06/2006)

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
TV/Movies
1,166 Clicks

by: xXxBlueEyedBabe7 (09/06/2006)

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
~ Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen), "Love and Death"
TV/Movies
1,165 Clicks

by: patriotsAustin58 (09/05/2006)

"Founded by the Germans in 1904...they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgandy
TV/Movies
1,174 Clicks


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