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by: kNUckLEsZ   (05/07/2007)

Lois: Hey, Stewie, what would you like for dessert?
Stewie: A peace offering, hey? Okay! I'll have the ice cream. But, no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I will kill you!
~Family Guy
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1,157 Clicks

by: Cannon T. White   (05/07/2007)

¿Donde esta la bibliotecha Le Fleur?
-Dodgeball
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1,157 Clicks

by: i am cool   (05/07/2007)

Girl: In third grade, I was bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: Oh my god!
Hansel: Woah! You could read minds!!
-Zoolander
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1,172 Clicks

by: SpiceRack06   (05/07/2007)

"Dear mom please send money because we're college students and we need notebooks, highlighters, books, Ramen noodles, and condoms for sexual relations with classmates"
- Stewie, Family Guy
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1,189 Clicks

by: zingo715   (04/11/2007)

"Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!"

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley"

~Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights
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1,213 Clicks

by: T-Shirt   (04/11/2007)

Mike: No, no. Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: WHAT?!? You joke?
Mike: There must be consent.
Borat: ::laughs::
Mike: Thats good, huh?
Borat: Is not good for me.

-Michael Psenicska & Borat, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
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1,176 Clicks

by: splitmind54   (04/09/2007)

Alex Trebeck: This substance is commonly found in household products.
Peter: Diarrhea!!!
(Audience Laughs)

Peter: Oh right, right. What is Diarrhea?
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1,182 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin   (04/09/2007)

"I became bulimic in the 7th grade."
"You can read minds?!"
-Zoolander
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1,157 Clicks

by: imtheharv827   (03/03/2007)

"I'm ashamed of myself"
- Chris Pontius, Jackass 2
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1,170 Clicks

by: bobooftheland   (03/03/2007)

Ralph: I ated the purple berries! ...ohhh...ooowwwww....
Bart: How they taste, Ralph?...Good?
Ralph: They taste like...burning.

--The Simpsons
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1,179 Clicks


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