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by: Serpento (06/22/2007)

"Dude, what were you thinking? Goin' out like that, with, like, guns! 'Cause, like, guns are cool, and--uh wait, where am I goin' with this?"
-Pickles, Metalocalypse
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1,162 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (06/22/2007)

Wake up %n...
The Matrix has you.
Follow the white rabbit %n
NOW DAMMIT OR THE AGENTS WILL KILL YOU!
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1,162 Clicks

by: coolmike699 (06/22/2007)

"You better not have sprinkled pubes all over the toilet seat again! Last time I went to the bathroom, I took a sh*t, and my sh*t looked like a f*ckin' stuffed animal!"
-Knocked Up
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1,163 Clicks

by: rex (06/22/2007)

"This is a men's room. Either whip one out, or close the door."
~Grey's Anatomy
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1,163 Clicks

by: KyLiE (06/22/2007)

Patrick: Did you see my underwear?
Mindy: No Patrick.
Patrick: Do you want to?

~Spongebob Squarepants, The Movie
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1,171 Clicks

by: XchaospiritX (06/22/2007)

You see exactly, and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion.
-Smokin' Aces
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1,160 Clicks

by: like wtf its ash (06/22/2007)

Donnie Darko: What will happen if you tell Mom about this?
Samantha Darko: You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal.
Donnie Darko: Goddamn right I will.
~Donnie Darko
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1,168 Clicks

by: like wtf its ash (06/22/2007)

A storm is coming, Frank says. A storm that will swallow the children. And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain. I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps. And send the monsters back to the underground. I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them. Except for me. Because I am Donnie Darko.
~Donnie Darko
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1,162 Clicks

by: like wtf its ash (06/22/2007)

Principal Cole: Now what exactly did you say to Mrs. Farmer, Donnie?
Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercises into my anus!
~Donnie Darko
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1,159 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/22/2007)

"Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo.. Came to see Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo.. Are you Doctor Angelo? Doctor Angelo.. Doctor Angelo... I need Doctor Angelo.."
"Doctor Angelo is on holdiday."
"Oh my God."
-The Tuxedo
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1,169 Clicks


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