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by: Andrew (03/25/2004)

"Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited, and as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it is important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly that there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with an emphasis on human resource development, THANK YOU." - Will Ferrell, Old School
1,483 Clicks

by: Cheering Chick (09/14/2004)

I'm sexy. I'm cute. I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin'. Great hair. The boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted. I'm hott. I'm everything you're not!
I'm pretty. I'm cool. I dominate my school!
Who am I? Just guess. Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'. I smile. And many think I'm vile!
I'm flyin'. I jump. You can look but don't you hump. Whoo!
I'm major. I roar. I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer and we lead. We act like we're on speed!
Hate us 'cause we're beautiful? Well we don't like you either!
We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders!
-Bring It On
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by: lkygrl2003 (12/06/2004)

"Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."
-Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
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by: like wtf its ash (06/22/2007)

Jim Cunningham: Son... DO YOU SEE THIS? This is an Anger Prisoner. A textbook example. DO YOU SEE THE FEAR, PEOPLE? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places...
Donnie Darko: You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the f*cking Antichrist.
~Donnie Darko
1,481 Clicks

by: DarkSha (12/06/2004)

"My day? I'll tell you how my day was! Un-freakin'-believable! First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughters doll! Her doll, for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? I got news for you: its not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virture are gone, honey! Bam! Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle! One day, you can see your reflection in it, and the next day its a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you: Blah! Blah! Blah! Knowing the perverted truth that rots in the pit of your soul! That's how my freakin' day was!"
-Brian Griffin, Family Guy
1,476 Clicks

by: Kenacious K (05/02/2006)

Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
The Simpsons
1,476 Clicks

by: Kenacious K (12/17/2005)

Chief Wiggum: You can have these fireworks I've confiscated. Some Chinese people claimed they were celebrating New Years in February.
Homer: Oh yeah. Those guys and their crazy scams.
-The Simpsons
1,474 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (06/28/2006)

Peter La Fleur: Look, White, I know that we've had our differences in the past...
White Goodman: Differences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
Peter La Fleur: That was one night.
White Goodman: Or what about that strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one year anniversary?
Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
White Goodman: IT WAS ALSO A MAN!
1,474 Clicks

by: PlatypusNinja34 (05/22/2007)

Chunk: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
-The Goonies
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by: Serpento (06/22/2007)

Dr. Rockso: "This video was banned from music television, 'cause you can see my junk through my jumpsuit."
Murderface: "I believe that is a practice known as freeballin'."
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