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by: Hott Butt (02/22/2004)

Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
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by: GoneBuddy (02/22/2004)

The screen name "%n" currently has a virus. If you are in contact with this name please notify AOL immediately.
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1,174 Clicks

by: Hott Butt (02/22/2004)

If you can read this...
You're not from Alabama
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1,172 Clicks

by: ndyolz23 (02/22/2004)

Gone like %n's virginity!
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1,157 Clicks

by: Ben W (02/22/2004)

Fubu shirt - $50
Rocca Wear sweatshirt - $80
Sean John hat - $30
Realizing you're white... - * priceless *
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1,177 Clicks

by: Elise (02/22/2004)

Since I know how much you love to read my away messages %n, here's one just for you! Feel special, don't you?
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1,174 Clicks

by: Mboy2 (02/22/2004)

Jackin off.. be back in a few strokes
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1,162 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

. . .Im OfF pLaYiNg HoPsCoTcH w/ BiN LaDiN . . .
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1,186 Clicks

by: Midget (02/21/2004)

Out walking my pet midget.
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1,157 Clicks

by: Hott Butt (02/21/2004)

Gone crazy... be back soon!
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1,157 Clicks


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