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by: ECRider74 (09/20/2005)

If bullsh*t was money...I'd b like....a QUADRILLIONAIR!!!

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by: ECRider74 (09/20/2005)

Wild eyes, curly hair, pocket protecter, still live w/ my mother...HOW COULD ANYBODY SAY NO!!!

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by: Flip Idle (09/07/2005)

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimers

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by: Anonymous (09/07/2005)

98...99...100, oh sorry I was working out and lost track of time!

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by: strange, aka emy (08/28/2005)

AAAH! Evil clowns are taking over! Save yourself! (women and children first)

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by: kairikh791 (08/21/2005)

Dying in a corner from lack of social things.

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by: Vysicle (08/08/2005)

Off somewhere trying out my new G-string. Not cool...I meant the one on my guitar, man...

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by: Possesed Racoon (08/08/2005)

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little inside.

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by: booknerd67 (08/08/2005)

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

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by: tarman (08/03/2005)

I got this away message for my girlfriend… best trade I ever made.

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