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by: futballplaya989 (03/02/2006)

Behold, the most viewed page on MySpace (even Tom doesn't get as many hits!)








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by: Miltinc13 (03/01/2006)

BrB
(Even though it says be right back, I wont be right back)
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by: matt (02/22/2006)

Making Counterfit 18 Dollar Bills... BBL
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by: noob killer4551 (02/22/2006)

Brb, my mamma's got some dramas cause her llamas in the Bahamas just got abducted by Osama.
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by: cool (02/19/2006)

I'm not really away, your computer is lying to you.
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by: glofus (02/18/2006)

Doing drugs... I mean giving hugs.
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by: skppy1225 (02/09/2006)

This just in: NASA sends probe to Uranus. People everywhere giggle.
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by: imafteru (02/01/2006)

When I can't sleep, i count the number of buckles on my straight jacket...
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by: Mr.Biz (02/01/2006)

Star Wars III T-Shirt...20$

Prop Piece from Star Wars VI...2000$

Personal Light-saber...300$

Living in your mom's basemant untill you're 45 years old....... Priceless
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by: idk (02/01/2006)

The top 10 things you dont want to hear on a chairlift!
10. "YOU DONT GET VEIWS LIKE THIS IS PRISON!"
9. "WE'D BOTH BE WARMER IF YOUSAT ON MY LAP."
8. "SOME IDIOT LEFT THESE SKIS OUTSID THE LODGE!"
7. "CAN YOU HELP ME DEFROST MY MOUSTACHE?"
6. "IF IT DOSNT SNOW SOON, IM AFRAID THEY'LL FIND THE BODIES."
5. "LET ME TLL YOU ABOUT JEHOVAH WITNESSES."
4. "ALL RIGHT BOYS, CUT THE CABLE!" 3. "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE LAST WEEK."
2. "MIND IF I SMOKE?"
1. "I GOT A PERFECT WAY OF TESTING IF THEY HAVE 10 INCHES OF POWDER."
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