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by: TONES (05/30/2006)

This is my away message
(It lacks certain creativity)
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by: Korei Ryuu (05/30/2006)

Jesus said, "Give a man a fish, and that man knows where to come for fish; But teach a man to fish, and you just ruined your entire market base..whats wrong with you?"
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by: i AM life itself (05/23/2006)

Who are you people!!!!?????
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by: IvEdOnEvErYtHiNgOnThIsLiSt...UrTuRn (05/21/2006)

THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, "Watch out"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman Hahaha" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. When peolple sit next to you star crying and scream "NOOOOO! You killed *insert random name here*!!!" and don't stop yelling "MURDERER!" until they move.
16. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me"
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by: XxNeoNxGREENxX (05/20/2006)

LOoK OVER THERE!
*runs away*
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by: demondeac94 (05/20/2006)

If you can read this away message....... you're a stalker!
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by: sir_cumference (05/16/2006)

Don't you hate those ridiculously long and pointless away messages where someone leaves nothing but completely irrelevant information about their actual location? I mean come on, who would actually want to sit there for like 5 minutes and stare at a bunch of words that don't have anything to do with anything else. Yet strangely, many people do actually read those pointless away messages. Why? Because they have nothing better to do than occupy their unimaginative minds by staring blankly at a useless paragraph that serves no vital function in this world. A phenomenon that may never be explained...
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by: scwlcsjafizzo323 (05/13/2006)

Studies show that 92% of all teens turned emo in 2005. If you are one of the 8% who stayed gangsta as shit just holla
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by: futballplaya989 (05/13/2006)

You have just unwittingly stepped into "The Twilight Zone." This area of "The Twilight Zone" is a mad place where people waste away their sad, pointless lives reading other peoples' away messages.
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1,175 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (05/13/2006)

Youre my best friend. If you cry, I cry. If youre happy, Im happy. If you jump off a bridge, Im going to miss you
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