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by: redwinger987   (05/08/2008)

Someone just IMed me and told me there was an idiot running down the street in soiled underwear. I'm coming to get you!
Mean
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by: mvp6794   (05/08/2008)

A guy walks in to a bar and there's a sign behind the counter that says "Pass the test and drink here free for life." The man says to the bartender, "What's the test?" and the bartender says, "Well, first, you have to drink a whole bottle of tequila without throwing up or passing out. After that, there's a crocodile in that bathroom over there that you'll need to kill with your bare hands. And lastly, there's a 40 year-old woman upstairs that has never had an orgasm in her life. You have to give her one." So, the man agrees. He downs the bottle of tequila and doesn't pass out or throw up, but is barely standing. You could tell that he was all drunk and confused, but he still continued with the test. He went into the bathroom. The bartender heard a lot of crashes and yelling, but 20 minutes later, the man came out. He then says with a slurred accent to the bartender, "Okay, now where's that lady I've got to kill?"
Jokes
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by: Korei Ryuu   (05/08/2008)

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'?"

-Scrubs
TV/Movies
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by: Korei Ryuu   (05/08/2008)

JD: "We went to the Libarry!"
Troy: "It's pronounced 'library'."
JD: "Ooh your face is turnin' as red as a strawbrary!"
Troy: "... Don't have kids."

-Scrubs
TV/Movies
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by: ??????????   (05/08/2008)

Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

~Zoolander
TV/Movies
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