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by:
kate28
(
07/01/2009
)
Today we salute you,
Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater.
Ignoring all you know about pigs,
And where they live,
And what they step in,
You look at their pickled paws and say "yummy".
(lookin' tasty)
Craving only the most daring meal,
You pass up the cow tongue,
Skate by the head cheese,
Dismiss the rocky mountain oysters.
(rocky mountain oysters)
But a pigs foot soaked in pickle juice?
Now that's good eatin'.
(save me a big one)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater,
Cause it takes guts to eat those feet.
We Salute You
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by:
kate28
(
07/01/2009
)
Today we salute you,
Mr. Supermarket Produce Puter-Outer.
You have perhaps the greates job known to man:
Squeezing giant melons all day long.
(looove those squishy melons)
When women come in looking for squash, you say,
"Perhaps I can interest you in my giant zucchini."
(that ain't no zucchini)
Day in and day out,
Women step on your grapes,
And you don't even flinch.
(OOOOOOH)
Is that a banana in your pocket?
No.
It's a plantain.
(muy muy grande)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh King of the Cumquats.
Because if one guy has to fondle our plums,
We're glad it's you.
We Salute You
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by:
Sevy
(
07/01/2009
)
Sonic's not a real hero, he's just had a few too many Macchiatos
Playing Sonic, be back after I defeat Eggman
Gaming
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by:
abbz
(
07/01/2009
)
you're the reason i go to sleep with a smile on my face, the reason i wake up with a smile, the reason i look forward to school and most of all the reason i look forward to 1st periods, becuz i kno ur always right across the next room with me
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by:
abbz
(
07/01/2009
)
you have a smile that could melt an iceberg
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by:
abbz
(
07/01/2009
)
you're the only one that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time
Love
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by:
Neil
(
07/01/2009
)
You're ugly and I have to deal with it right? so why when im mad at you why can't you deal with it ??
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by:
double0x00
(
07/01/2009
)
im ganna buy you a d!ldo so if you dont like it you can go F yourself
Naughty
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by:
desiredgirlx3
(
07/01/2009
)
uhh ohh... Oh no I didnt think this would happen to me ..and I am starting to see!...think...I have A crush on you & feel more than ever for you damn boy I'm going crazy 4 you & the crazy thing Is ..I don't even know you... :]
Girly
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by:
abbz
(
07/01/2009
)
No gift to your mother can equal her gift of your life.
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